Monday, March 9, 2009

Breathtaking Breathariansim

Come one come all to see the most amazing discovery of all. Meet Wiley Brooks at the Everett Events Center January 17-18 at 1, 3, and 5pm lift 1,100 pounds of weight, over 10 times what he himself weighs after not eating for 18 years! Do not believe me? Then you will have to come and see for yourself.

Wiley Brooks is an inventor of a new way of eating where all you will have to do is eat air. I know sounds suspicious and strange but it’s true. He calls himself a Breatharian. “He does not eat, seldom drinks and sleeps less than 7 hours a week and is healthier, more energetic and happier than he ever dreamed possible.” (1)

For $500 you can attend a 5-day intensive course with Wiley Brooks so that you too can learn how to eat only air and experience the benefits of increased energy, a more positive outlook on life, and the body you always dreamed of but never been able to achieve. Sounds too good to be true? Feeling a bit suspicious? After 18 years of research and prior testing, Wiley Brooks is highly trained in Breatharianism and will teach you how to start on a simpler diet so that you won’t throw your body into a complete shock to its system. Once your body has grown accustomed to the new lifestyle he will teach you how to achieve eating nothing more than air and occasionally drinking liquids to counteract any toxins you may face found most heavily in urban environments. This is an event you cannot afford to miss, so mark your calendars for January 17-18 from 1, 3, and 5pm and watch Wiley Brooks lift 1,100 pounds and sign up to begin experiencing the benefits of breatharianism. But hurry fast because space is limited and you will not want to miss this event. To sign up for this even you can call at 1800-Wiley Brooks or Find more information and sign up at WileyBrooksBreathariansim.com
(1) Pg 24 of Steps To Writing Well by Jean Wyrick

1 comment:

  1. I like how you added to the title. Nice job on your advertisement.
    Heidi U.

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